80-90 million Americans will tune into the Super Bowl at some time or another getting dumbed down by commercials. About 1/64 of that will read a book during that time period.
by HumbertHumbertIsACreepyDude February 8, 2010
Noun. A large sporting event that keeps the male of the species fixated on their television screens and in perfect health for its duration. At the end of the game, those in imperfect health resume the regular rate of calls for oxygen, ambulances, and other health services across the nation. This factoid is documented at answering services for these providers everywhere.
by Joyce Boles February 5, 2006
The Super bowl is the crowning of the best American football team in the world. If the rest of the world doesn't want to watch American football then don't, no one is forcing you to. We don't say shit about rugby or whatever the fuck you play, why do you?
by Linux System Message April 6, 2004
Also known as rhe New england Patriots Invitational, the Super Bowl is the biggest football game to be played in the United Stated. Sometimes they win, rarely do they loose, but regardless they are always playing in it.
by zmoney123 February 10, 2019
I just got a new bong so I better do a Super Bowl to test it out.
Gata go to school, so I have to do a Super Bowl real quick.
I just packed a Super Bowl, and now I can't feel my face.
Gata go to school, so I have to do a Super Bowl real quick.
I just packed a Super Bowl, and now I can't feel my face.
by I'm High February 9, 2013
The Gayest Overrated Thing On Earth. Millions Of American Men Sit On There Couch Screaming At The T.V Drinking Bear And Jumping Up & Down Every Time Some One Uses There HANDS To Catch Something. Play Breaks Down Every 30 Seconds And Any One Who Is Not An American Fag Has Already Turned Over Or Fell Asleep By Half Time. Supposedly For "Real Men" Because Of The Shit Load Of Protection They Wear. The Actual Event Itself And What They Do At Half Time Is Actually More Interesting Than The Supposed "Game" That Is Being Played. turd
American Fag Number 1: "Oh My God Did You See The Super Bowl?!"
American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"
Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."
American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
American Fag Number 2: " Of Course! I've Been Waiting For It All Year, I Mean It's Not Exactly Anything Special And Is The Same As Any Other "Footabll" Game I've Seen, But Now It's Over I've Got Nothin' To Do For A Year!"
Non-American Person: "Yer I Tryed Watchin It But I Didn't Know What The Fuck Was Goin' On And They Kept Just Stopping Play, What The Fuck Dude? And I Also Can't Stand Fat Sweaty Americans Getting Over Excited About Some Guy Catchin' A Ball."
American Fag Number 1: "Fair Point."
by The_Don_killuminati May 8, 2006
N. Excuse for an American football championship, played between the American Football Conference champions and the National Football Conference champions. Included with the "big game" is two weeks of media hype and scanctily clad women/men taking off their clothes during the halftime show
The Bengals didn't make the super bowl becuase Kimo Von Oellhoffen sucker tackled Carson Palmer and tore his ACL during the AFC wild card round. What a bummer:-(.
by American Bison February 1, 2006