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Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.
Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

sussbitches

Skanks who are only interested in men with large penises. Often used to describe women in West Texas who jump from one dick to the other.
Wow look at those sussbitches, jumping from that dick to the other.
sussbitches by Captain_Kinch March 31, 2016