Sumocide

Becoming trapped between a Sumo wrestler and a hard place.

I was totally making fun of this Sumo wrestler and he totally heard me. When I tried to get away, I totally found myself trapped with my back against the wall. It was Sumocide, Totally.

by D&D Eronus December 4, 2009

Sumocide

When you choose to stop going to the gym and get so fat that you die.

"This girl Felicia at my school got hella depressed and committed sumocide"

"Shit bro"

"Yeah bro she was fat as fuck"

by G2thesecond April 10, 2023