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Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.
"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"
by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 10, 2007
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A foolish person who needs to accept his/her comeuppance for their wack behavior.
Yo, B, you need to chill wit' that, you actin' like a sucka duck and need to accept yo' comeuppance!
by Kwirk April 23, 2004
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something that is just plain stupid
The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck
by Bungalow Bill October 06, 2001
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An old Peruvian tradition where one performs self fellatio in a public place, with hopes of making eye contact with a stranger.
Alex suckaducked himself during the 7th inning stretch at dodgers stadium, EXPLOSION!
by Mike A W August 01, 2014
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One who is meant to "count the shells".
"Count the shells, suckaduck"
by Makkz kwiN May 13, 2003
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a lame nigga/clown/bird nigga
you need to stop fuckin wit them suck-a-duck ass niggas and get you a real one.
by TIA-AKA-DEJA VU June 04, 2003
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you say it to someone to tell them to go suck a ducks ass
why dont you go suck a duck
by aceb32 April 11, 2010
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