Suck a duck

Verb: Exclamation of angst, dismay, and/or frustration. Does NOT involve actual poultry.

"Mom! James just flushed your keys down the toliet!"

"Oh, SUCK A DUCK!"

by Loralee's Looney Tunes October 10, 2007

Suck a duck

When autocorrect decides to be a pain in the ass

John: Suck a duck
Oliver: Lmao get fucked by autocorrect

by Succmyhorsecock May 25, 2020

Suck a duck

A phrase that is apparently 'trending' as of May 2020.
Why? Do I look like I know?
Just be a man and say 'dick' for fuck sake.

Okay now that thats over with, the phrase suck a duck is basically the same as suck a dick, except that the person saying it doesn't want to offend someone by saying the word 'dick'

If you couldn't figure that out yourself, I'm disappointed.

Person A: "Hey, B! I dare you to shout 'suck a dick' out loud in class!
Person B: "Okay..."
Person B: (shouting out loud): "SUCK A DUCK!"
Person A: "You fucking disappoint me, B."
Classroom:

Person A:

Person B:

Teacher:

Person A: "Pussy.."

by iiJ03L May 26, 2020

suck and duck

the act of avoiding someone who you gave a blow job.
similar to the fuck and duck.

Girl 1: Hey, didn't you blow that guy at my party last week?
Girl 2: That shit was NASTY! Better pull a suck and duck!

by Kendall Brooklyn June 15, 2008

suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot

“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”

by QuinoaSalad January 21, 2018

suck a duck

something that is just plain stupid

The fact that OS X has copy and paste, but not cut, really sucks a duck

by Bungalow Bill October 6, 2001

suck the duck

When you suck the fuck out of a WEINER! When you're sucking it, it makes a "QUACKING" sound.

GO suck the DUCK, NIGGA!....I'm in the citay!

by panusintheanus January 31, 2004