Anything that is so sickeningly conservative, republican, sheltered, and censored that it is devoid of any sort of growth, emotion, intelligence, or even real in any shape, way, or form of the word.
1.George Carlin: Don't be so suburban! Gay, Straight, it's all the same. There's no lines anymore.
Jay 'N' Silent Bob: Well there's a line here, and on this side of it, We Ain't gay.
2.Old Lady: I just don't think it's appropriate to put Jesus in an action cartoon!
Strung Out Cartoonist: Come on lady! That's so freaking suburban
Jay 'N' Silent Bob: Well there's a line here, and on this side of it, We Ain't gay.
2.Old Lady: I just don't think it's appropriate to put Jesus in an action cartoon!
Strung Out Cartoonist: Come on lady! That's so freaking suburban
by Willionaire February 11, 2008
The condition in which one is so bored of their seemingly perfect suburban lifestyle to the point where they feel the need to rebel, do bad in school, etc. to fufil their boredom.
by Chrys Flowers April 3, 2017
Tug of war? Against a Burb? Yr a dumb motherfucker. That Suburban will pull your ford like a ghost trailer.
by excicutioner February 1, 2016
-Noun
acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence
acute or chronic inflammation of the desire to keep up with the “Joneses”, caused by dual income heterosexual marriages, irrational desires to live in a poorly built and unoriginal home while acquiring as much debt as possible, or exposure to the “real” world including poverty and violence
Since they have been married, Melinda and Edward suffer from such bad suburbanitis; I don't know how they manage to pay their mortgage with their four cars, boat, motorcycle, and constant traveling abroad.
by suburbanitis.wordpress.com April 13, 2010
A website that should be created to post all of the words that get declined from being posted on Urban Dictionary. It's a wonderful idea that should be carried out.
I wish Urban Dictionary would create a website called SubUrban Dictionary to publish all the words that they decline to posting on the website
by Schro November 25, 2014
A douchebag who drives around the suburbs at half the legal speed limit, looking at houses that he and his stuck up yuppie wife would like to purchase. Suburban tourists usually travel in groups of twos or threes in late model Dodge Caravans or VW Jettas, and have a tendency to stop randomly to point and discuss the latest shade of any butt-ugly pastel coloured siding they might encounter. They also love to stare at you when you're mowing the lawn, as they seem to think their stares and finger pointing are invisible to anyone outside their car.
I was late coming home for dinner today. There was a hoard of suburban tourists driving down Rutherford Road. FUCK ME!
by cokemidget July 11, 2008
A non-driving asshole who is careless about anyone on the road except for themselves. Usually have loud bass playing in their car to draw attention to themselves.
Look at that nigger in a suburban!! He is speeding and expects everyone to speed up for him! Oh wait! Thats Pacman from the Tennessee Titans.
by IUDEDYOUBROHAHA February 8, 2013