What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.
How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!
by Droppa August 11, 2005
Top Definition
A student at State University of New York College of Environmental Science and Forestry, less obnoxiously SUNY ESF. Many students identify themselves as a "Stumpy" (or "Stumpie"). The nickname was given to students by their neighbors at Syracuse University, probably in the 1920s, and most-likely refers to forestry "stump jumpers". Although originally used as an insult, today, most students embrace the nickname with pride.

basically we're a bunch of super rad hippies at ESF. you're jealous, it's okay.
"We are stumpys and proud!"
by mb_esf August 28, 2008
A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat
Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?
by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 26, 2003
A dick that is 2 times the size wide as it is long
Man, I don't know what the hell that thing was, looked like a stumpy
by joe blow November 12, 2002
n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
There sat stumpy too afraid to take a lead so he sat on the base playing with his balls.
by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006
After abusing a substance, this word is often thrown around to indicate that one is intoxicated and generally affected by said substance.
DC: C'mon man, get in the car!
MM: Man, I'm way too stumpy.
by cc58 January 18, 2006
A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.
I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.
by ghjh March 08, 2006
A penis that is under 2 inches, not circumcised and retarded.
Thats an awfully stumpy penis you got there Mr. Bob
by anyonononmous April 03, 2003

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