A redneck drinking game played out in the country. It is played with a large tree stump, hammer, and nails. Everyone has a nail partly tapped in on the stump and a drink in their hand, preferably a beer. The rotation goes in a circle and each player must flip and catch the hammer mid air and hit someone else's nail. If they drop the hammer or miss a nail, they lose the turn. The last nail standing is winner.

This game can be extremely dangerous. Sometimes the nails fly and hit people in the eye or hammers get dropped on toes or other body parts. Sometimes, once very intoxicated, the hammer can hit someone in the face, causing injury.
Bubba: Man, i got nothin to do tonight..

Bill: Wanna play some stumpy?

Bubba: Hell yea man, stumpy is the best, better grab some nails
by bubbfromthenorth November 20, 2011
A drunken one night stand soo ugly,when you wake up the next day with her on your arm, you would rather gnore your own arm off leaving you with a stump for a arm, instead of waking them.

(because obv alchohol will make a lass look way more attractive then they are)
Never slept with a stumpy, but i've woken up with a few

by SiegeCow May 23, 2008
a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one
your left boob looks like a stumpy!
by yo momms February 07, 2010
Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.
i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v.
by tgb yhn March 03, 2006
a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.
stumpy is short because she has no feet
by Scuffy March 07, 2003
A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men
My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.
by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009
What happens on a golf course when you mangage to keep the ball behind the ladies tees and still have not made your 4th shot for the hole. This feat is now steeped in dovers tradition. This may happen when hitting a power box in front of the 9th tee at Belconnen Magpies Golf Club.
How'd you go on the the last there champ? I had a stumpy! Put me down for a wipe!
by Droppa August 11, 2005

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