Stephen Lynch explains it best:
"He's about a thousand years old, republican senator from the deep south... He's a racist. Then when he died, we heard he had fathered like fifteen black children."
"He's about a thousand years old, republican senator from the deep south... He's a racist. Then when he died, we heard he had fathered like fifteen black children."
by Yournumber1 July 21, 2008
My Gov't Teacher: Hi.
Strom Thurmond: What's your name?
My Gov't Teacher: Jeannie.
Strom Thurmond: You are one fine piece of woman.
Strom Thurmond: What's your name?
My Gov't Teacher: Jeannie.
Strom Thurmond: You are one fine piece of woman.
by someone amazing March 4, 2005
An ancient century old evil, now thankfully dead. His hatred of the black race did not stop him from porking the maid.
Strom Thurmond is dead..
by Jules Carrozza January 18, 2004
1. A withered old southern racist fart who once spoke for 24 hours and 18 minutes without sitting down to protest the civil rights act of 1957.
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy
2. Trent Lott's bufu buddy
That old bastard is finally dead. He decided to check out after he heard about the supreme court voting in favor of gay rights. Good riddens, you old fuck.
by the prophet June 27, 2003
A century-old moron from South Carolina who was a member of the Seperatist Party. One of his accomplices was Trent Lott. The old crochety little bastard.
Hah! Ah'm Storm Thurrrmond! I hate blacks! Hur hur hur hur......auuuggghh! NURSE! AH BROKE MAH HIP AGAIN!!!!
by Journey Fan October 26, 2004
A sex act. to perform a Strom Thurmond is to double fist someone, then spread your arms as hard as you can. It is called the Strom Thurmond because of his support for segregation: after you tear a man or woman in half by doing this their two halves are "seperate but equal"
"I was just trying to get a little kinky, but I accidently gave my boyfriend a Strom Thurmond and now I'm on trial for murder!"
by mylz February 22, 2008
by NAACP July 5, 2003