Stroke

That extremely loud and obnoxious dude at the bar who refers to you as "bro" - Dickhead and Meathead are both suitable synonyms.

"Shut the fuck up you stroke."

by JManMad March 15, 2013

stroking it

a way of saying masterbation

yo, i just stroked it, quite wonderful

by Jesse June 17, 2003

The Strokes

Edward Von Bron describes The Strokes as: the best thing since the wheel; the most amazing rock and roll band of the twenty first century; perfection; the antidote to Slipknot - corey taylor's a jealous hack, his two musical endeavors wont amount to anything the Strokes scrape off the bottom of their chuck's.

The Strokes = Genius
Everybody else = not*




*White Stripes, The Vines, Flaming Lips, Incubus need not apply

by Edward Von Bron September 26, 2003

Stroking

Fooling, or pranking; usually said out of disbelief. Slang originates in New Jersey and is commonly heard in surrounding areas.

Tyrone: Yo dawg! You should have come to the club tonight. D-Wayne and Trizzle got into a fist-fight.

Thelonius Jackson: No way! Are you stroking me right now?

Tyrone: No, I'm being completely serious. Trizzle is in the hospital.

Thelonius Jackson: Word.

by thewanderingjew22 August 12, 2011

STROKE

Sexual Intercourse. To fuck, beat, or smash.

"Girl I'll have to call you back later. My nigga just got out the shower and I'm tryna stroke"

by RemyRedd December 29, 2006

Stroke

A long distance not favored to travel by many; A gap between two different things.

"Dude, that's going to be a stroke to get to Gail's house!"

John: "Come on, let's go to Vegas!"
Sally: "That's a stroke!!!"

by Tarvinator2006 June 27, 2010

The Strokes

THE BEST BAND EVER I LOVE EM :p :p :p :p :p GREAT GUYS AND GREAT MUSIC!!!!!!!

THE STROKES!!!! hehe

by ..::Emma::.. March 12, 2004