A strip club vacation is when you camp out in a tent for a few days because you cant afford to buy a hotel because you have been spending hundreds of dollars on fucking strippers.
Dude i totally gave that stripper like $500 and fucked her 12 times on that last strip club vacation. I regret nothing.
by Lucky Man 69 July 27, 2011
by YEET_Force_Uno December 29, 2021
by Level5mutant September 14, 2020
Very, very bored . . .
Kurt: I'm as bored as a blind man in a strip club
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
Felix: But blind men can feel can't they?
Kurt: Yeah, but you have to pay extra
by Leo Calnan October 8, 2010
is when your at a strip club and you take a ten dollar roll of quarters and put the end in your mouth. the stripper with then straddle your head and with her pussy take the ten dollar roll of quarters out of your mouth and stand up and let them hang out of her pussy over your head!! just hope they dont fall out on you.
dude last night at the strip club me and the stripper were going to "hang ten" strip club lingo, but she was loose thats how i got this black eye.
by the truth truth July 18, 2011
An unwanted situation:
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
When there isn’t a single dealer open in a 15 mile radius and you just smoked your last doob.
Or
A getaway line when you really don’t want to return someone’s advances.
In case of doobie drought:
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
Samantha: “I want to cry.”
Tenzin: “Why, whats wrong?”
Samantha: “Just finished my last nug, it’s going to be a long week. This town is drier than a lesbian in a male strip club.”
In case of Nice Guys and Pick me Girls:
Hanna, to friends: “Tonight’s been so fun, it’s been great to see you guys”
Random Bobilly: “Hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink, I’ll make your night amazing.”
Hanna: “Aha, no..... The thought actually makes me drier than a lesbian in a male strip club. Bye.”
by MotherofMangos January 16, 2021