Girl #1 "woah! look at those bright pink glitter platforms!"
Girl #2 "omg i knoww...they are sooo strau!"
Girl #2 "omg i knoww...they are sooo strau!"
by french classs June 7, 2009
Last name that means:
Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.
Despite being the most retarded people on the planet, people with this last name are incredibly respected by everyone except drug addicts. They have the ability to solve global issues with ease, as they put milk in the cupboard. Straus’s are know to be retarded geniuses. People with Wesley as a first name and Straus as a last name are among the greatest humans on earth. According to the United Nations, Wesley Straus is a god.
by 2nd coolest guy - Elon Musk November 21, 2019
A straus is a boy or a girl who loves cock. He loves to suck it and sometimes bite it he dresses up as a furry in order to cope with his own crippling depression and he likes to jack off with his dog he comes up with stories that make people cringe and want to kill them self’s and he tends to make kids cry straus is a faggot and most people want him dead but it would never happen because he creates weapons he is scared of vaginas and is an all out Fag he loves to touch little kids and when he has sex with his boyfriend they invite animals and when it comes to fucking he prefers the girl animals. Wesley is a cunt and a faggot he is the coolest loser you will ever meet and his moms a virgin.
by Moe Lester (say it out loud) November 21, 2019
danny: ouch my straus-sack is dragging along the sidewalk
tyler: what is a straus-sack?
danny: you wouldn’t know, your balls are too small.
tyler: what is a straus-sack?
danny: you wouldn’t know, your balls are too small.
by Poop memes September 7, 2021
everyone: did you hear that someone farted
straus:i think that was thunder clapping
everyone: but there’s an egg smell too…
straus: 🤫
straus:i think that was thunder clapping
everyone: but there’s an egg smell too…
straus: 🤫
by orangepineapplegorillaglue July 18, 2021