strattonites 

The most ruthless and ambitious closers known to man. The word “strattonite” stems from Jordan Belfort’s very own Stratton Oakmont. Strattonites is used to describe the brokers and traders of Stratton Oakmont.

“I’m not leaving, my Strattonites! The show goes on!”

strattonites by The Wolf of Stratton Oakmont November 1, 2020

Eric Stratton 

Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you

Hi, that was Eric Stratton, Rush chairman, he was damn glad to meet you.

Eric Stratton by DeltaTauAwesom February 18, 2011

Joni Stratton

Communist asshole

Joni Stratton is dumb communist asshole

Joni Stratton by ItsItsyBee210 February 13, 2019

Stratton 

A ridiculously attractive person. Usually smarter than everyone around them and always feels superior to everyone. Super strong. Exotic name entrances everyone around them so they can always get what they want. Usually a smartass and always manly.

Dude, check out Stratton. I wish I was a Stratton!

Stratton by CMLVR July 11, 2010

stantonian 

Something initially purported to be much greater than it is, with the result that it ends up being much less than it should be.

"The pitch to Stanton — Drilled, there it goes! Deep to left! It is high, it is far, it is gone! Out of the ballpark! A Stantonian home run!"

*Awkward pause*

"Now. What did I do wrong? What did I see wrong? He's at first base."

stantonian by philologista October 6, 2021

streetonian 

An former or current Eton (or other public school) pupil who is heavily into grime, dubstep or any other form of alternative street music/culture. Often characterised by obnoxious and expensive trainers, excessive drug use and an uncanny ability to be able to talk like Wiley among fellow streetonians whilst remembering their elocution lessons come through when asking Mummy for more money.

Tarquin: Hugo, bro, you're like ma fam nd ting.
Hugo: Dunknow, we been repping the dubstep hype since way back.

'Look at Victor in his snapback, what a streetonian'

streetonian by dryandbitter February 23, 2012

Stratton Slap

When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.

“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”

Stratton Slap by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023