A woman so repulsive that when you look at her your eyes automatically well up and expeirience excruciating pain. The very sight of an Eye Strainer is enough to make some men go blind.
Dude my girlfriend had me go with her to the Oprah Winfrey show. My god, that woman was such an Eye Strainer I thought my dick would explode.
by Dr. Schlaktus March 10, 2009
When a man takes a funnel in his mouth and has another man take a sloppy dump in the funnel. The funnel retains the clumps but allows the liquid goodness down the throat. This is a variation of the Hot Lunch procedure
Damn I shouldn’t have eaten those Tijuana street tacos. At least my man friend will enjoy a nice Hillcrest Strainer tonight
by Omar Joyce August 17, 2009
A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
by RIPRAFT March 28, 2011
a sexual act in which your partner creates an insicion in the scrotum and then has you teabag them, after which a testicle is sucked through the opening.
by corey kolvenbach August 1, 2004
by Masterp00per September 26, 2015
Chase is 35 years old hasn't worked a job in his whole life, sufficing only on video games and free loaded food from his parents as he continues to occupy their basement. Chase is one of the most useless shit strainers you'll ever meet.
by Toby Gruntnzler October 15, 2014
When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.
by Christine Spencer July 13, 2011