One tough shit in the morning. Usually a result of dehydration from drinking the night before. Requires monumental force to release.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2017
A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water while eating them out.
I wanted to give my girlfriend the Mexican strainer, but she said there was still to much of my seamen up there and we should wait till Wednesday for her self cleaning oven to do it's job.
by Mr. Id November 26, 2018
When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.
It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.
by godknowswho February 18, 2009
by johnmillions February 9, 2014
A sex act where one puts ice cubes in their partners pussy and drinks the melting water as they eat them out.
by Mr. Id November 25, 2018
A person whose face is marked either by freckles or pimples so badly it looks as if someone has taken a shit through a strainer on their face.
Sam.... what a strainer face.
Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.
Tristan: I say have you seen mark?
Jeff: Yeah what a strainer face.
Carl: Looks like someone took a crap on his face through a strainer.
by Tristan "Trash" March 22, 2006
When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.
If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.
by Charbsssss November 5, 2010