A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.
Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.
by gramaticon July 21, 2005
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An initial test given by the credentialing board of a judicatory used to “weed out” theological nut cases from the get go.
We gave that hillbilly preacher a gooney strainer and as I suspected, he has some nutty ideas.
by Geckiclog October 28, 2023
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An extremely runny, liquidy shit or series of shits that could completely pass through a strainer; diarrhea.
I could eat that all day, but does it ever make me shit through a strainer.
by Theginger_binger October 27, 2018
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When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.
She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .
by RickyBobbyInc November 20, 2019
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Someone who can not keep a secret. Even though they know it is a secret, as soon as they hear any context relating to the secret, they blurt it out.
Your grandmother is the biggest strainer pail around; don't tell her anything you don't want blurted out the first time she talks to anyone!
by Pablo Vertais June 24, 2017
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Puke in a beanie during sexual act and then strain liquid from chunks by milking motion and proceeded to slap recipient with chunk material
I puke strainered the bitch
by Camelnose October 21, 2021
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