Roxanne is Lenny’s stowaway at night for her mouth skills but he pretends he doesn’t know her in the light of day.
by Kong Dong 69 December 4, 2020
by jtr803 February 18, 2018
Noun - The bit of toilet paper left in the crack of a woman's ass. It normally rides undetected until discovered by the woman's lover. Said lover then must decide to do one of three things:
1. Clandestinely pluck it out and act like it was never there, then try to shake off the disturbing visual without losing his erection.
2. Do nothing but stare at it like a beacon while simultaneously supressing the urge to laugh and/or cry.
3. Pull out immediately, hands to the heavens, lamenting "Game over man! Game over!"
1. Clandestinely pluck it out and act like it was never there, then try to shake off the disturbing visual without losing his erection.
2. Do nothing but stare at it like a beacon while simultaneously supressing the urge to laugh and/or cry.
3. Pull out immediately, hands to the heavens, lamenting "Game over man! Game over!"
Hugh: "So how did it go with Bree last night? You hit that or what?"
Jasper: "Oh MAN! She had a stowaway. When I saw that I lost my hard-on faster than your Mom hits her knees."
Hugh: "TIMMMBBERRRR!!!"
Jasper: "Oh MAN! She had a stowaway. When I saw that I lost my hard-on faster than your Mom hits her knees."
Hugh: "TIMMMBBERRRR!!!"
by SwordofDamocles November 25, 2010
a friend who rides in a car with a group of females after the bar closes to ensure they come back to your house for a late night gathering. The stowaway helps thwart the negative energy carried by the overly cautious fat, or bitchy female of the group who thinks they should just go home.
I wasn't sure if those girls were actually going to come back to our place after the bar closed. Fortunately, Uncle Bob talked his way into their car and became a stowaway.
by Alfonso P. McLean March 4, 2008
(n) (stoh-uh-wey) - the small remainder of a bowel movement that doesn't leave with the rest of the movement; it leaves the feeling that although the vast majority of the fecal matter in the colon has been evacuated, there remains a small but not negligible amount still present
I would have felt great after that dump, but I had a stowaway, and almost pulled something getting rid of it.
by the Progrum May 22, 2010
by maidhcil mac fheorais September 22, 2007
by deeznuts123 June 7, 2010