by jotham February 26, 2004
When your friends forget to tell you about an event or party and then ask you why you didn't show up. You're stood up before you even get a chance to stand them up.
John C: Where were you on Monday?
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
Jen: What are you talking about?
John C: I thought you were going to come hang out with us.
Jen: You bastard you totally pre-stood up me.
by soggywhitebread July 30, 2009
by samielhodgedy June 1, 2011
by awesome-0 3000 December 8, 2010
When delays on public transport in London cause you to be late for work.
Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!
Boris Johnson is the Mayor of London and responsible for public transport in the city, so when there are delays, it's obviously his fault!
Andy: "It's 9:40! You were supposed to be here at 9:00"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"
Dan: "I made it to the tube station on time, but I got stood up by Boris!"
by Andysine December 2, 2009
When someone agrees to post you messages or emails on a certain time or day using a computer or digital device with internet connection however they don't post the messages after making such plans.
Person A: He told me that he'll email me tonight, however I was waiting for his email and messages on facebook but it never showed up. I saw him the next day, only for him to tell me, that he forgot to send the important email. He cyber-stood me up. Didn't he cyber-stood me up?
Person B: He clearly cyber-stood up you on that day.
Person B: He clearly cyber-stood up you on that day.
by I_am_a_loser January 11, 2015
by Annebath August 19, 2018