stonk on

Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!

I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!

by Genoa II November 22, 2007

stonk

World War II British slang for a massed artillery bombardment on an enemy position.

5th Battery'll be stonking Jerry in the morning!

by Anon. October 1, 2003

not stonks

A version of the stonks meme which has the same meaning but is written as the opposite. Both memes represent a bad economic decision. The meme is oftens depicted as a computerised face photoshopped onto a business suit standing infront of a red background of declining stocks.

Friend: I just spend $100 on a burrito
Me: Not Stonks

by stoicpanther December 8, 2020

stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 3, 2004

Stonking

Fucking awesome

Oh my fucking god! Did you see that girl's stonking great tits?!

by urbanrodeo October 4, 2008

Stonk

Crypto-currency used by few, out Purchased by bitcoin.

Tom: Hey have you baught any Stonk yet?
Jim: nah they are to pricey

by Stonk Investor March 5, 2018

Stonk

Used to address a messy person/situation

Oh what a stonk mess!

by Vee Vee November 6, 2009