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After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.
by Maldonado June 21, 2005
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N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.
man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.
by mells February 15, 2005
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The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.
Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.
by Probation Kills July 16, 2008
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The sate in which oneself has done too much mary jane and is no longer completely aware of what is hapening. Also will make you sleepy and lazy.
"Doing things is over rated. Hitler did a lot of things but dont we all wish he would have stayed home and gotton stoned?
by ultrabeast November 09, 2003
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The overwhelming feeling of despair when trying to memorize rocks and minerals for a Geology exam.
Danny: Dude I got so stoned while studying for our Geology final.
Zach: I know man, me to, hopefully Big B's test won't be too hard
by JZFairfield December 06, 2011
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the feeling which accompanies large consumption of cannabis. 'Stoned' refers to the body high that comes from it which honestly feels like you have a couple tons of stones laying on top of oneself; thusly, one is unable to get up off the couch.
Friend-'What the FUCK are we watching!!!' Me- 'I have no clue but i'm just too STONED to get up for the remote'
by hank the dank January 25, 2009
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the state of having Rocked the Ganj
Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign
by The Western Wind February 21, 2003
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