When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"
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whereafter smoking marijuana your senses are distorted in a unique way. Colours, sounds and tastes become significantly more engaging. Being stoned may also lead to increased creativity, or erratic behaviour. Negative effects may include: Red eyes, decreased motivation, coordination, and/or an inhability to form comprehendable sentances. However effects vary increasingly according to form/strain of marijuana used.
I was so stoned the other night i couldnt even chew my own finger.
by Corporal_Clegg December 9, 2009
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When you get really high by having people throw stones at you
Barry got so stoned when someone threw a rock at his head
by Swagmer October 19, 2014
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Being made helpless and having many stones/rocks thrown at you until death.
by Buh February 21, 2003
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To become a stone after smoking.
Yo it's josh and he's so stoned.
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Being stoned is a term overused and misunderstood in the smoking (bud)
community. Being stoned is not a difficult task, but it cost about 40
dollars(around here things are expensive) and a nice hitting glass bong.Pack
this bowl pretty good. I personally have only been stoned once, but it was so
worthwhile
that I wanted to write a definition. Anyway, being stoned feels like you have
everything in your body weighted down by stones. (so stoned)Its incredibly
pleasurable just sit and stare blankly into space. You can hear people talking
in the background but its just a distant hum. Food tastes absolutely fantastic.
Moving, even though it is hard, feels so incredibly amazing. I was talking to my

friend, and was at the point of slight room-changing. I kept on imagining my
friend was George Bush. That was odd. At it was a little like teletubbies land
but then i would refocus my eyes and it would become real again. And i was so
stoned that I didn't realize that the tv show i was watching was in Spanish. I
took about 7 big bong rips out of my friends 3 footer. I was rendered pretty
useless, so I wouldn't recommend getting stoned and then driving.

So go out there, go get stoned, and respect the good green herb :)
I have only been stoned once, but it was way better than being high.

Derek and I got stoned off his bong and three grams of weed.

Stoned Can also mean to get rocks thrown at you by rioting villagers, but that
is way to violent for a stoner.
by CaliStoner420 February 19, 2009
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is when the body refuses to listen to the brain. Confusion ensues.
is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ???
Sorry, stoned....
by dman5 November 20, 2009
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