Stomach Boner 

The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.

"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"

Stomach Boner by alicejin88 November 13, 2011

Stomach Boner 

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies

man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn

Stomach Boner by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024