2 definitions by alicejin88
The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Categorized as a uni-boob when the lump is at your breast area. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female. Also a stomach boner when the lump is at your stomach. Obviously. So much "excitement"...
"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
by alicejin88 November 16, 2011
The awkward lump formed by a zippered sweatshirt when you sit down. Can be at chest area forming a uni-boob. Can also be at crotch area forming a regular boner on a male and a lady boner on a female.
"Stupid sweatshirt is giving me a stomach boner!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
"If you unzip it halfway then it'll go away."
"Well now I have a lady boner."
"Better than a uni-boob!"
by alicejin88 November 13, 2011