stolte

Complete loss of self-control and rationality, resulting in a violent, retard-like, outburst. Oftentimes brought on by nothing at all.

Jesus Christ, that guy just pulled a stolte and threw a cinderblock at a fucking pedestrian!

by Ebola February 24, 2003

stolting

To fall asleep randomly in the company of friends. Sometimes accompanied by snoring. Somehow retaining the ability to jump right back into the conversation.

Chris was stolting in the meeting again.

by atmoshacks December 19, 2010

Stolt

Stolen

John stolt Candy from them kids

by Johnanthiny December 23, 2019

Stolts

profane term; often used when one is angry or frustrated.

John: I told Amy you like her.
Larry: What the stolts, John!

Kaylee: Holy STOLTS! That is some HOT coffee!!!

Amy: Shut the stolts up!!! He likes me?

by AdmirerofSorts October 19, 2009

Stolt

An unlikely yet complete state of being powerful enough to overcome the forces of unabashed sarcasm, the science fiction realm, and an overabundance of psychological insight in two individuals. A gestalt that is more balanced and greater than the individual inputs.

Jim Halpert and Pam Beesley have achieved stolt in Scranton, PA despite a star-crossed past.

by CFem October 20, 2010