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profane term; often used when one is angry or frustrated.
John: I told Amy you like her.
Larry: What the stolts, John!

Kaylee: Holy STOLTS! That is some HOT coffee!!!

Amy: Shut the stolts up!!! He likes me?
by AdmirerofSorts October 18, 2009

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An unlikely yet complete state of being powerful enough to overcome the forces of unabashed sarcasm, the science fiction realm, and an overabundance of psychological insight in two individuals. A gestalt that is more balanced and greater than the individual inputs.
Jim Halpert and Pam Beesley have achieved stolt in Scranton, PA despite a star-crossed past.
by CFem October 20, 2010

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