stoik

The majestic fruit with a green shell and a red luscious inside. people who are uneducated and stupid call is waterm*lon (the w word)

yo Hamza can you pass me some stoik?

by pootootoo May 22, 2022

stoik

Stoik - a name for someone who has no friends and never go's outside

Guy 1: "Jeremy is such a stoik"
Guy 2: "yeah he has zero friends"

by Jstar Playz June 9, 2017

Stoik

A majestic fruit with a green shell and juicy red inside. Stoik deniers commonly refer to this with the derogatory "Watermelon".

It's so hot outside. I would love to eat some Stoik right about now.

by BurgerBob886 May 24, 2022

The Stoik Foundation

An organization that supports Stoik above all. It was founded on May 26, 2019, yet it is still making progress as it grows as a community. Not to be confused with a cult, The Stoik Foundation is a system, created by a group of heart-felt teenage entrepreneurs who wish for one thing and one thing only, and that is the well-being of humankind as a species. These teenagers realized that the best way to instill happiness within civilians is to manifest the stoik ideology among them, and in doing so eradicate its biggest obstacle, which happens to be a group of people known as 'waterm*lon enthusiasts'.

Simaal: "WATERM*ELON! WATERM*LON! WATERM*LON! I AM A WATERM*LON ENTHUSIAST!"

Yusuf: Damn you, filthy uncultured swine! Don't ever say the w word in front of me again, for I am a proud member of The Stoik Foundation!

Chorus: (person 1) Yeah you tell him!

Chorus: (Everyone) STOIK! STOIK! STOIK! STOIK!

by pootootoo June 2, 2022

stoiking

smoking for free
verb - to stoik

irregular past tense - stoicad

Boy 1: "We get a b@g"
Boy 2: "Nah i've no money"
Boy 1: "Sure we do a bitta stoiking?"
Boy 2: "gg, i'll text Kavo"

by Conor Duff January 10, 2021