Named for the famousone-two punch for the Utah Jazz, a Stockton to Malone is when you fart in your hand and lift it up to your buddy or girlfriend's nose, thereby assiting in their enjoyment of your gas.
"Dude, the date was going fine until I passed her a wickedstockton to malone. She hasn't called me since..."
Barney always did have strange fetishes, like when he pulled a Stockton-to-Malone, passing Belinda to his new friend D'Juan, and jerking off to the videotape for weeks after.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.