A person with a massive brain and superior intellect. Visually they look like a Mekon or one of the weird freaky creatures from the film 'Mars Attacks'. They always write in a way that tries to make everyone else seem stupid and spend most of their life trolling the internet and playing computer games. They probably love talking about food and shop at Waitrose, probably.
you want me in your quiz team? sorry, I ain't no Stockdale
by Blasphomy_fb December 13, 2011
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When you consume enough alcohol to kill a blue whale and therefore lose all social, mental and physical skills
Wow you got really Stockdaled last night
by Banterhorse123 June 28, 2016
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Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.

Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"
I got to work today and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally stockdaling.
by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013
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1. Proof that white dudes can rock an afro too.

2. Guitarist/singer/songwriter of the band Wolfmother
by Betsch March 7, 2008
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almost northwest bakersfield, ca. from north stine to north mcdonald way, and stockdale highway to joseph drive.
less go hit up the liquor store outside of stockdale slums, nigga, shit's cheap.
by bonesisaddicted July 7, 2009
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Slang for a 32 year old Australian man who makes writes mindblowing songs and is the best active guitarist in the world. Also has an afro, kick ass beard and wicked cool boots.
"Dude, that guy is amazing on guitar!"

"I know man, he is such an Andrew Stockdale!"
by TheTinVagabond January 19, 2010
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Shane Stockdale Is A Really Sweet, Caring, Sexy, Fit, Person Who Will Always Ask You If Your Ok When Your Feeling Down.
Shane Stockdale Is Super Hot And Sexy
by Shane Stockdale April 18, 2019
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