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1.
To be incredibly drunk.
She was stociously drunk, confused and lost.

15 pints of guinness - I was absolutely stocious.
by Niall February 11, 2004
 
2.
right royal pissed, falling down drunk, too gone to care, the best state that man can achieve via 10 cans super lager
he was totally stocious , so he was, an there was no use tae him
by jonno June 17, 2006
 
3.
Name of a sharp edged rock n' roll band from Edinburgh, Scotland
Stocious play some hard riffing songs, especially that 'Little Black Shorts'
by cass February 03, 2005