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slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !
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Tennessee Sobber 

When a girl stops mid-blowjob and starts crying
I was five minutes into getting dome then the girl got all Tennessee Sobber on me and started crying.
Tennessee Sobber by HandsomePete September 5, 2012

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer 

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.
Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

Stabbed Rat

When I hit the nitrous, the car took off like a stabbed rat.
Stabbed Rat by Smerrk November 1, 2016
To eat with extreme verve and panache. To really slap on the proverbial feed bag. Usually best accomplished at local restaurants featuring a buffet or an "all you can eat" event.
Dude, I really slobbed at the buffet last night. It was harsh; Woke up this morning, brushed my teeth, shaved, and shat like an animal!
slobbed by Carl De Riot September 24, 2007
n. a goofball. also, someone who fucks up alot. an idiot
sometimes don can be a total stoobes, i hate him
stoobes by ben November 17, 2003

stabbed in the back 

Jim: Joe slept with my girlfriend. You could say I got stabbed in the back