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2.
A teacher
Did you learn anything from that math stitute today?

No we had a substitute today.
by UpgradeOpossum November 13, 2009
 
1.
A Chick, Sorority girl, or any person who is overly facinated with the color pink, sparklies, and glitter.
Friend: Hey John you bang that Stitute last night?
John: Yea man, but I've washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can't get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.
by Stalemelon March 21, 2007