tot-stitute 

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

tot-stitute by MommaH August 18, 2009

Totstitute 

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation

“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”

Totstitute by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

totstitute 

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.

1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"

totstitute by Tess S. February 2, 2006

Thotstitute 

Slang for a second-tier hoe. Another evolution of a thot. Also used to describe the fictional character Kim Mills. From thot + prostitute. The act of being a thotstitute is "thotstitution". First mentioned by the popular Facebook page Bardock Obama.

Putting 'taken' in your bio not gonna stop a dude from DMing/inboxing you. Liam Neeson's daughter was taken twice and he still went after her. Its up to you not to be a little thotstitute.

Thotstitute by 360 Noscope August 31, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008