Stitute 

A Chick, Sorority girl, or any person who is overly facinated with the color pink, sparklies, and glitter.

Friend: Hey John you bang that Stitute last night?
John: Yea man, but I've washed my sheets a bezillion times and still can't get rid of her pink glitter makeup stains.

Stitute by Stalemelon March 25, 2007

stitute 

A teacher

Did you learn anything from that math stitute today?

No we had a substitute today.

stitute by UpgradeOpossum November 13, 2009

tot-stitute 

A child, typically a toddler, dressed up in full formal wear and heavy make-up looking like a prostitute and competing in a beauty pageant.

The winner of that toddler beauty pageant looked like a tot-stitute!

tot-stitute by MommaH August 18, 2009

lacrosse-stitute 

The easy women who hang around Lacrosse players at college parties.

'Oh, man, this place is full of tail. So many lacrosse-stitutes!'

lacrosse-stitute by Tacoman May 22, 2006

Pro-stitute 

(n) A woman with an over exaggerated sense of self worth who will only date professional men. Typically the types of men on their radar are successful Lawyers, Doctors, Businessmen, Running backs and point guards. Usually these golddiggers have nothing special to offer these men beyond vaginia and a potential unwanted paternity situation.

Guy: "Hi miss, can i buy you a drink?"
Pro-stitute: "Hell no. I don't see your stock options or a jersey with your name on the back. You probably drive a Camry."

10 years later
Pro-stitute:"Mister, I have ten kids can you spare a dollar?"
Guy:"Sorry but my new Camry hates whores."

Pro-stitute by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

prostitute or not-stitute 

Game played at a seedy Las Vegas casino in the early morning hrs.

I sat at the bar and played prostitute or not-stitute until 4:30 last night. Turns out they are all whooores.

prostitute or not-stitute by jcav October 7, 2010

lacrosse-stitutes 

Female groupies, of the popular college sport, Lacrosse.

Usually, whores, and sluts, of high society types.

"My cousin wasn't that upset, because he said that there would be plenty of lacrosse groupies at the party. He calls them 'lacrosse-stitutes.'"

lacrosse-stitutes by Surperbartender April 22, 2005