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A second bowl movement caused from asshole stimulation. When you go to wipe your asshole after a bowel movement and the stimulation from the toilet paper rubbing your asshole causes you to take a second bowel movement.
"Oh man, I just wasted so much toilet paper"
"Stimi?"
"Yeah"
Stimi by duriandolly November 30, 2013
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Stimi • Stimi Check • stimia • Stimig • stimitator • stimy • simi • Simi Valley • shimi • simile

Stimi Check 

Slang for "stimulus check" coined by rapper, Genesis Be in her song "Did You Get Your Stimi Check" in March of 2020.
Did you get ya Stimi Check? Tell me what you spent it on!
Stimi Check by BuckCityBaby December 30, 2020

Website similarity scam 

A website similarity scam is a scam where the website where you usually buy your supplements is a real website and is a dot com website and the fake website will have a dot biz on it and be a fake website. And they end up not selling you the supplements and instead taking the money and that of a few other people and then shutting down the website.
Modafinil XL dot com (Real with the guy in sunglasses, but on the second page of Google when it's usually on the first page): Buy Modafinil!
Tyler: *Searches up Modafinil XL.

Modafinil XL dot biz (fake with the guy in a mask, but on the first page): Buy Modafinil TM!

Tyler: I guess this is the website.

*gives money through PayPal.

*2 months later and no Modafinil.
Tyler's brother Josh: Yo Tyler, I found the REAL website. The other website was a fake website and a scam. A website similarity scam!
Shim-ize

verb - Shimized, Shimizing

To fix, resolve, repair or mend a situation in a miraculous way
Thanks man, you shimized the fuck out of my car, it runs like a dream now, I thought I was going to have to scrap it.

Do you think you can shimize my computer for me, I dropped it yesterday and now it doesn't even switch on
Shimize by g.shim August 5, 2011
Usually a girl with higher education, avid book reader, open mindset, mad emotional intelligence and great libido . In most cases, a Simina was not abused by her family in contrast with other female names carriers and has amazing genes. Loves males and respects fellow females. Probably a genius in disguise but too innocent and shy to admit it. Loves patriarchy as much as feminism and wishes the world would be a better place. Not a fan of dick pix and animal abuse. Great smile and amazing talent.
Damn, I wanna be Simina.
Simina by not_ur_boy November 25, 2017

similoluwa 

Yoruba meaning for I rest in God

Oluwa means God
Similoluwa praises God
similoluwa by S6grddggggff June 29, 2015
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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