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Steering Wheel Holder 

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.
This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.
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Steering by Armstrong 

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.
I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.
Steering by Armstrong by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.
During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"
Steering Ears by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

Severine 

Around-the-world traveller and round-the-clock worker who has a taste for challenges, either professionally or personally, and who is always there, at least virtually, for her friends.
She's such a Severine: she's just come back from Canada, but is already planning to go and work in Russia.
Severine by moranguinhappy February 7, 2010
Severin is the nicest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. He's kind, smart, funny, athletic, and talented. Severin would always make you smile no matter what he is doing. He likes to read, play games, play sports, and support his friends. Sometimes, he's a little shy and awkward but that just makes you love him more. Severin is love <3
Me: Severin, if you ever see this, I just want you to know that you are always in my heart. I will love you until the day I die.
Severin by milkcometome April 14, 2019
one who keeps it real
That kid is such a severin
Severin by Anglo Saxon February 13, 2008
A Severin is the most beautiful form of boy. He is kind. He is gentle, yet he is strong. He is not afraid to love which only makes someone love him more. He has no value, but you give him your heart because he earns it.
"I'd never seen a Severin before, hes perfect and I love him!"
Severin by scottishbunny April 15, 2010