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Steinberg's Law 

Steinberg's Law, similar in concept to Bidoof's Law, says that there will never be anything more irritating than seeing a user who claims to be white, tweet out a bad or offensive opinion targeting white people, and then checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “Jewish”.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I read this tweet that white people should just stop existing, yet the person who wrote it says they're white! I just don't get it.

Guy 2: Check their profile.

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: Just do it.

Guy 1: Hm.. alright, well, here it says their jewish, and.. Oh, I see.

Guy 2: Yeah, perfect example of Steinberg's Law bro.
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Angry Stenberg

When a female is giving a male a blow job, and you shove a protractor in her ass, and when she reaches down to pull it out, you blow your load in her ear.
My girlfriend and I broke up last night after I suggested an Angry Stenberg. So I hired a hooker and did it to her.
Angry Stenberg by Willy_The_Pimp January 29, 2007

steinberg 

a double jew. no one else can be more jewish than a steinberg.
steinberg is both Stein (as in Einstein) and a Berg (as in Rosenberg).
steinberg by ricardo777 July 23, 2008

Sternberged 

Screwing up royally on purpose at work and having absolutely nothing happen to you. Named for Dr Richard Sternberg.
I think being Sternberged means going from being a third-rate scientist in a clerical position at NIH with a hobby of indulging, and possibly sharing, Creationists' fantasies, to being wined and dined by Fox news and Coral Ridge Ministries, flown around by the DI, giving lectures to fundies and interviews for hefty fees, and possibly getting a do-nothing job for life at some Christian college. Not a bad deal if you're into that kind of stuff.
Sternberged by tincture April 14, 2008

Steinberg 

The perfect person. A Steinberg is smart, beautiful/handsome, sweet, smart, funny, and knows how to have fun. Being around a Steinberg can lighten your day. If you dont know a Steinberg, then you are missing out.
Jason "I met an amazing person today"
Matt "A Steinberg?"
Jason "How'd you know?"
Matt "All amazing people are Steinbergs"
Steinberg by Definingtheundefined October 15, 2011

Sternberg 

An academic standard achieved by any article when over 33% of its reference are self-citations by the author(s).
Sternberg by stefanmarkazi May 24, 2018

Sternberg 

An academic standard achieved by any article when over 33% of its reference are self-citations by the author(s). It alludes to the Psychologist Robert Sternberg who achieved and surpassed this standard in several papers.
Sternberg by stefanmarkazi May 24, 2018