Stephen Smith

The most savage physics teacher and musical genius known to man. You can catch him spitting bars at coffee houses, galloping along the track, or crashing his dynamics carts with pleasure in room 305. Also, he is the only known human being to pronounce silent "h"s and be cool enough to get away with it. Loves Kool Moe Dee, USA lanyards, kinematic equations, exposing the AP exam, creating the most obscure scales known to man, riding his road bike, comparing west coast and east coast music, and naming random things to be happy about. Hates including Lou with Wilson and Buffa as an author of the physics textbook.

"Did you do the Stephen Smith homework last night?"

"No, I was too busy listening to his mixtape."

Stephen Smith by The Senior Lot February 28, 2017

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oliver stephen-smith

A short man with a big penis and if you look at him you do not want to look away

Oliver Stephen-smith is a great man

oliver stephen-smith by I am a slave of a ranga August 13, 2017

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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