Always there whenever you need her.
She likes to eat poo all day and pees on peoples faces for fun.
People underestimate her, sometimes when she gets too sloshed she likes to give insane gobs and head jobs, and is known to give some mad wristys.
But really, biggest heart, really patient, good listener.
Type of person you call up at two in the morning to say hi.
And a bonus, has a perf rack.
Diana: yea dude shes a total Steph.
Also accepted substitution:
--Simply said: Steph= no good, trailer trash trap, with many STDs.
Guy2: "Wow, did she know you have a girlfriend?"
Guy: "Yes, I told her!"
Guy2: "What a Steph!!!"