Stellan is probably the best friend you could ever have. Your lucky if you get a stellan to be your friend. They can be a little shy at first, but they warm up after a while. They are extremely loyal and kind. They are very cute and nurturing. Once you get to know him you can’t help but fall in love. They are sweet and the type of person you could talk to for hours on end. You can talk to them about probably anything cuz you know they would never judge you. But in the end they never fail to cheer you up and brighten your day. One of the ways they do this is by being hilarious.
Person “ Stellan, can I tell u something? ”
Stellan” ya sure”
Person “ I have a toe fetish”
Stellan “ same tho”
Stellan” ya sure”
Person “ I have a toe fetish”
Stellan “ same tho”
by TheOfficeIsLife January 20, 2018
Stellan is one of the hottest people you will ever meet, and on top of that his name is so unique he’s that special! A Stellan is the bestest friend you could ever ask for, and if you get asked out by him, don’t say no! You’ll regret it! And top of this, all Stellan’s are extremely smart. A Stellan is just the perfect man! May I mention again, he’s EXTREMELY hot!!!! So if you meet a Stellan, hold him tight. You’ll love him forever!!
“ Hey, Jess what are you looking at?”
“ nothing, just how hot Stellan is”
“ why would you say no to him?”
“ I don’t know, I regret it so much “
“ nothing, just how hot Stellan is”
“ why would you say no to him?”
“ I don’t know, I regret it so much “
by Jessica Artois 😱🤪😂 September 21, 2018
Person 1: Do you love Stalin?
Person 2: No hes like totally not cool
Person 1: Fuck you im a stellan and I aspire to be like stalin
Person 2: No hes like totally not cool
Person 1: Fuck you im a stellan and I aspire to be like stalin
by Totally Not Stalin March 4, 2023
by Storrac2424 October 26, 2020
by Castellaño February 7, 2014
A gay homosexual with autism and braindamage with no bitches and no mother, but hes my besty so hes aight, very annoying, stay away from him
by Big Ounce The 3rd July 8, 2022
A humongous (and delicious), mother of all hamburgers served at a local (Bellevue, Nebraska) hamburger joint (Stella's), of which only about a half dozen men, and one 110 lb woman, to date, were able to entirely consume, at one sitting. This monster probably has enough food in it for several day's meals, and would instantly destroy any diet you embark upon. The Stellanator includes in its ingredient list: "six burger patties, six eggs, six pieces of cheese, a heaping helping of bacon, a big ol’ slab of mayo, heart-stopping fried onions, jalapenos, two curvaceous buns, and AN ENTIRE JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER"
Phil: How 'bout a Stellanator for lunch today? Meet you over there!
Rich: No way, man, it'd kill my diet, and I'd never be able to eat all that.
Phil: Wuss.
Rich: Seriously, Phil, I'll join you for a single, or maybe perhaps a double, but no way could I do an entire Stellanator. Second thoughts, I'll go. I'll bring a doggie bag for what I can't finish. Lunch for the week.
Rich: No way, man, it'd kill my diet, and I'd never be able to eat all that.
Phil: Wuss.
Rich: Seriously, Phil, I'll join you for a single, or maybe perhaps a double, but no way could I do an entire Stellanator. Second thoughts, I'll go. I'll bring a doggie bag for what I can't finish. Lunch for the week.
by Whitey803 October 28, 2012