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I’m just speaking in general… 

I’m just speaking in general… — a story telling tactic used by old southern people when they are actually reading you from head to toe; inside and out; and from womb to tomb. In many ways, this is worse than if they put both feet in your ass and yelled at you about your folly.

“I’m just speaking in general” has four parts: a detailed summary of your past character; a current analysis of your present actions based on things you did as a child; a detailed outcome of you actions based on probability and having seen your story played out in other people’s lives that they have seen with their own eyes; and, an admonition to change your ways if you don't want to end up like the person they are just “speaking in general about.
Boy, I ain’t got no hang ups; I’m too old to have hang ups. Hang ups is for young people — I’m just speaking in general… Oh I knew a boy like you: he was hard headed when he was a baby and he’s head headed now. You know what they say about hard headed people: A HARD HEAD MAKES A SOFT ASSSSSSSSSSS!!!! I’m just speaking in general. But, if you don’t want to end up like that; you better change your ways!!!!!!!!!

Sneaking out like a sneaker 

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.
L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

The BioClock Speaking

An utterance, voice, thought or dream that comes as one ages, that, even though logically one does not want a baby, urges one to be fruitful and multiply.
Aging woman: I had a dream last night that I was nursing a baby, and now I can't stop thinking about it. I want a baby so bad now.

Friend: Don't worry... that's just the bioclock speaking and doesn't mean anything.

Aging woman: (thoughtfully) I'm ovulating today...

Friend: You know you don't want that. Do not heed when the voice of the bioclock speaks!

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars
Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!
stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

Sneaking it in 

Technique used if a girl lets you finger her in the ass, but won't let you have anal sex with her. Most effective when you can tell that she is curious to try it and turned on by her own naughty thoughts, but scared that it will hurt. Sneaking it in occurs after you have successfully put one, then two fingers in her ass. This is when you quickly make the switch, pulling the two fingers out of her ass and sneaking your cock in there instead without her noticing the switch until its too late. This is when she will most likely just accept that she has a cock in her ass and just keep taking it.
Last night I ended up sneaking it in on this chick, and she took it like a champ after the instant realization that she was no longer an anal virgin.
Sneaking it in by Quagmire_G December 12, 2009

steaming pile of shit 

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
steaming pile of shit by Indica35 November 11, 2015