Steaking

The ritual where one covers their body in raw steak and calls to the steak God through a series of low pitched yells.

Steven's love for steak can only be fully expressed through his daily steaking sessions.

by Brillton June 29, 2014

A-steak

Often used to express the absolute highest form of legitimacy concerning a certain topic or object.

A better, more meaningful way to say "legit".

Sarah: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: I hope you choke!

Sarah: You're such an A-steak douche.

Patrick: I... I'm sorry.

by A Chang July 10, 2009

steak

The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.

"I will go eat steak now with honor."

by adderall April 11, 2004

Steaked

When you fight someone and you win.

"Last night I Steaked that bitch Miranda"

by Tordan Däson June 9, 2017

Steak

The best food ever.

Steve: "I am going to eat steak!"

John: "Can I come?"

Steve: "No, it's too good."

by IAmNotSashaFierce March 12, 2010

Steaks

A chick who has a fat thick ass that makes you excited.

-Man, you seen those steaks on that girl.

-Her big steaks make me horny.

by LifeIs.Surprising July 6, 2014

Not Steak

not steak (NOT-stake)

noun. something that is definitely not steak, but claims to be. It may be in some way associated with steak, but it is definetely not steak. If you see something that claims it is steak, when it clearly is not, alert everyone in the room, and discard of the object. If you come in contact with a person who claims to be steak, steal their wristwatch and sell it to a Chinese merchant.

THAT'S NOT STEAK! Seriously! It isn't! Just look at it! My father left me when I was a young boy. I just want someone to love me.

by Jaack August 17, 2007