Girl 2-My boyfriend of 2 years just broke up with me.
Girl 1-Oh sorry. Anyway...phone rings....uh he's drunk I don't think he is fair I go see him all the time but he doesn't come to see me unless it's on his way to a business thing.
Drama whore-ism is a self feeding condition. As more and more people are fed up with a constant barrage of useless shit they don't care anything about, the drama whore feels justified by the new attention of being told off. In some cases, the drama whores will band together into a circle jerk, telling each other they're all right and the other 6 billion people on earth are just jealous.
"Actually it was person that started it all"
"Does anyone know person in place?"
"I think I've proven my point"
"I'm a job who drives a car brand and I hobby on the weekends and you're all just jealous."
There are two sub-categories of this:
1) The Drama Queen, who does this with the intent of being the center of attention and usually not for the lulz.
2) The Sociopathic Loner, who does this simply because they don't know how else to respond in such a context.
3) The Narcissistic Ass, who does it just because they are bored with a conversation that does not involve their own experiences.
Drama Whore: "Oh really? Is she a tabby? I used to have a tabby, back in 2006, but he died. I remember how he started getting old and fat, and could cough a lot and start staring at me when I tried to poke him instead of blublublublubluh bluh bluh..."
"Dude Alexis is such a drama whore! Apparently, she got an infection from a paper cut and is declaring her arm may have to be amputated! Seriously, what a drama whore!"
Girl 1: Did you hear about what Kim did to Kara?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Kim slept with Kara's boyfriend, to make her own boyfriend jealous and told Kara that she was being overly dramatic about the whole thing because she just wanted to show Kara that her boyfriend didn't like her anyway. Kim says she was just trying to be a good friend!
Girl 2: Wow! Kim is a drama whore!