Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)

Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-

by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011

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statutory abuse

Refers to the not-necessarily-full-blown-mistreatment-but-still-distressing act of treating someone like an inanimate life-sized carved likeness of a human being.

Tiffany is so kind and lovable to me overall that I don't really consider it statutory abuse when she rests her foot against me while adjusting her socks/pant-legs or drapes clothing and towels on me while she's straightening up her room or getting ready to head out --- I know she isn't intentionally trying to belittle me; she's merely using my hips/arms/shoulders/head as convenient spots to temporarily rest/stash stuff, plus of course I know better than to "bother the maid when she's cleaning".

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

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