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1.
Sometimes Statusfied (past tense).

To turn an event, conversation or other happening into a facebook status.
1. I'm going to statusfy that.

2. That moment with the hotdog has been statusfied.
3. Hey, you should statusfy that idiot who ran into a glass door.

4. Have you statusfied that yet?
by Cleefy July 27, 2010
 
2.
To satisfy your need for attention by posting your business on facebook.
Tom: "My girlfriend just broke up with me!"
Brad: "That whore. You should totally statusfy your anger."
by Star&Sky1 December 27, 2009
 
3.
The act of posting or updating your status on one of the many social networking sites.
I'm totally gonna statusfy what John just said!
by mrcpr09 October 21, 2009