3 definitions by Presto_Manifesto

Jahova's Fitness

The people in Jahova's Witness who walk around all day and ride their bikes trying to get people into their religion/exercise program.

Person A: Who are those people walking around in suits?
Person B: Oh thats Jahova's Fitness.

by Presto_Manifesto April 21, 2011

Statusfied

A term for a Facebook Whore.
Liking, commenting or tagging people in so much on statuses, that you give up a conversation or you're just bored and get off.

Person A: I hope you're done commenting
Person B: I'm statusfied now

by Presto_Manifesto December 25, 2010

Xbox Fever

When you don't show up to school or work and all you do is play Xbox all day

Person A: Hey, where's Bobby?
Person B: He has Xbox Fever.
Person A: What are the symptoms?
Person B: Call of Duty.

by Presto_Manifesto December 7, 2010