Adj. - Of or pertaining to a state of being characterized by excessive badassness. More so than BAMF, yet less than Chuck Norris.
Hey, did you see The Dark Knight? That movie was Statham.
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The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
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The Statham clothes Johnathan's mother bought for him helped immensely when courting the opposite sex.
by Seth Tomahawk October 3, 2008
A guy got Stathamed when a second man broke his car window, punched him in the face and handcuffed him to the steering wheel.
by Johnny Kaos April 16, 2009
by lmfaobro March 30, 2010
When someone becomes their fourteen year old self again, characterised by activities such as forming a band to write songs about how depressed you are, hanging out at the skatepark and posting Facebook statuses which show how deep and misunderstood you are.
by WhatIsHiphop June 29, 2013
something that's an artless combination of mentally and spiritually hollow, homoerotic, brain dead, testosterone drenched, and absolutely devoid of any joy or art.
by imachong January 4, 2011
"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"
by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018
When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.
by DadDick1 July 8, 2015