To "get stapled": Being a dumbass and trying to bench press more weight, or do more repetitions, than one is capable of without a spotter. Often caused by the presence of an attractive woman in the weight room coupled with a foolish ego. When large plates are on the bar and it lies across the chest of the weenie under it, it appears as though the barbell is literally a staple, immobilizing said weenie.
Look bro, that skinny little asshat got stapled trying to bench his own weight. Let's go punch him in the nads while he can't do anything about it, and then roll the bar over his neck... and then go do some roids... again.
by Eugence March 8, 2006
When you're eating out a person of the same sex, missionary style.... Making it look like a stapler, stapling paper.
Taylor: Matt stapling is not a thing...
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
Matt: Well it is now. did you see that chick stapling her partner?
by Scissoring is a thing December 26, 2015
giving someone a quickie when their parents aren't home but telling your parents you are going to staples
by Omar the Mexican August 31, 2005
by Cds February 18, 2003
by jeff March 21, 2004
When you push down the safety bars extremely tight on a roller coaster or amusement park ride, often resulting in a very uncomfortable experience. People who love roller coasters will avoid stapling as much as possible, as it eliminates any possibility of airtime where they slightly float out of their seat.
People often staple themselves when they're scared or unsure on the safety of a ride, which can cause them to not enjoy the ride because of how tight the bars are. Try to avoid stapling by not pushing down the bar as far as it can go.
People often staple themselves when they're scared or unsure on the safety of a ride, which can cause them to not enjoy the ride because of how tight the bars are. Try to avoid stapling by not pushing down the bar as far as it can go.
Peter: Did you enjoy the Blizzard coaster?
Jeremy: No, the ride operators stapled me when they checked the bars.
Peter: Damn that sucks.
Jeremy: No, the ride operators stapled me when they checked the bars.
Peter: Damn that sucks.
by da coaster guy October 16, 2019
givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)
by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 26, 2005