Cds's definitions

cock hawk

A woman who won't let any other female near a man's penis, whether it be her eyes or hands. In other words, it's a very possessing and controlling girl friend.

I'll be talking to my girlfriend on the phone and she'll hear some girl's voice and be like who the fuck is that? And I'll say it's someone on the TV and she won't believe me. My gf is such a cock hawk.

by Cds January 18, 2006

aipfaavkkgg

Acronym - All in (AI) Preflop (PF) AA (pocket aces) v (versus) KK (pocket kings) GG (good game)

In poker, usually an unavoidable situation, you are lucky enough to be dealt AA versus another players KK and it holds, you usually win a monster pot.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to REDEYE225 Ac Ad
REDEYE225: bets 1500
stanki1: calls 1500
*** FLOP *** Qd 7h 6h
*** TURN *** Qd 7h 6h 9h
*** RIVER *** Qd 7h 6h 9h 5d
*** SHOW DOWN ***
stanki1: shows Kd Kc (a pair of Kings)
REDEYE225: shows Ac Ad (a pair of Aces)
REDEYE225 collected 3030 from main pot
stanki1: obv
REDEYE225: aipfaavkkgg.

by Cds July 25, 2009

landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

by Cds February 4, 2004

love actually

The movie that inspired Cole Hutto to run back to North Carolina and finished unfinished business.

It's a movie, obv.

by Cds January 17, 2004

Cole Hutto

BOOMSTICK

BEEFCAKE

LOVE ACUTALLY

HULK SMASH

money for nothing chicks for free

wt deuce

Yessums

ROFFLES!

Cole Hutto is one of a kind

by Cds January 17, 2004

yessums

When you say yessums, you mean "yes"

How Cole Hutto answers his phone

by Cds January 17, 2004

sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.

1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.

by Cds October 26, 2005