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ITT: A bunch of elitist butthurt retards. Person 1: I'm so awesome, I got to Stanford. Everyone be jealous of me because I go to Stanford! You all just wish you could go to Stanford. etc.
Person 2: Dude, stfu nobody gives a shit about your crappy elitist school. |
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A private university located in California. Stanford is considered one of the United States' best schools, along with Harvard and Yale. Stanford is extremely difficult to enter. It has the lowest acceptance rate of Harvard and Yale. My friend who got a 4.6 GPA and a 1600 SAT was rejected from Stanford.
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The university you wish you went to. Student 1: Oh dear God, why oh why was I rejected form Stanford?
Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed. |
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Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel. Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch. Can't make lunch, be-otch - where's your Stanford at?
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The best computer science school, ever. Student # 4056: I'm applying to stanford, and an admission officier is viewing this right now!
Student's Friend: You can't get into stanford! Student # 4056: Your mother. |
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a mans genitalia lets have a look at my stanford
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A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner. Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"
Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley." |
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