A self centered twat that only cares about sex and goes out with a girl for their body. He is usually a perverted shithead. Everyone hates him, even his family are ashamed of him.
*goes out with girl, using her.
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A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.
She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.
by TomFree87 November 3, 2019
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A school where dumbasses roam for attention, and everyone tries too hard. The school where you don't have a FUCKING clue what they're doing with their edges. This school makes people depressed.
by Roachella September 2, 2019
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sarah seems to be a bitchy person but once you get to know her she is very nice and bubbly person she is extremely tall with brown hair hazel eyes she falls for bruised eyed men.
sarah catherine stafford the grinch/salmon/cheese the not fish
by surfer hippie gnarly bro August 30, 2019
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SGS in Stafford has acc been taken over by the Middle East I swear to god deadest school there is such posh twats all of them
by Jj91gangsta9 December 17, 2018
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When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman
by Tetley12 October 26, 2011
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