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"Staatz" describes any female who is on their game. This person is witty, fearless, and can match wicks with anyone. She is also stunningly gorgeous.
Staatz can be used as follows:

-"Damn that girl's a Staatz! Did you just see her turn down Jimmy? Any girl would give her right kidney to go out with him!"

-See that look on her face?
-Yeah! She's so beautiful it's blinding!
-She's Staatzin'

-That's Megan Staatz! Look, don't touch!
Staatz by Anna Beaverhousen February 26, 2009
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statazit 

Refered to in italian as telling someone to shut up or stop talking.
"STATAZIT! people I'm trying to concentrate."
statazit by FallOutBoyLK14 July 4, 2005
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Synthetic cannabinoids such as spice & herbal incense.

Can be used both as a noun & a verb.
SMOKER 1: Yo, you tryna staanz after this?

SMOKER 2: Yeeaah man! Got the staanz in the bag! Smells like blueberries.
staanz by FUN2201 November 29, 2011
Statz short for Statistics...When a person gets "Statz" it means something good, they did something they're proud of.
Say you gotta good grade on a math test...U got Statz
If you hook up with a bad chick....U got Statz
statz by Pi5tol Pete April 20, 2008
when a family has daugters/mothers that are all hot and have great assets

all of them have great assets and flaunt them infront of men and boys
(family walks by)
Roland: damn, thats a staats family

Benny: no shit, look at them assets
Staats by Holy *Cock* Batman January 27, 2010
A slang word replacing the word "strategies" in sentences that primarily deal with video games.
My stratz are so good you should just drop your controller right now
stratz by cecx December 19, 2008
a disease of the head, which can cause the afflicted person to become attracted to your girlfriend/boyfriend or someone close to you
"Dude I was hanging with maria the other day and guess who came up?
"Oh my god greg hes such a statz hes got a thing for your girlfriend you know"
"Dude I'm gonna kill him"
statz by Rodrigo Lopez September 26, 2008