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Swooshman 

The man wearing just the Nike stuff. Just do it. Just swoosh it. Completely dressed up in black sneakers, socks, boxers, shorts, t-shirt, jacket, gloves and baseball cap. His kids in the same stuff are swooshboy and swooshgirl
Guy #1: Who's that slick man wearing all black Nike stuff with just white swoosh logo?
Guy #2: Oh, that's Mister Milanko Sasko a. k. a. Doctor Fiasco, known around Vienna, Austria as purist Swooshman, because he hates that crappy noisy designed Nike logo with lettering next to the swoosh. He is the #1 Nike customer in Europe wearing just the swoosh stuff from 1980. He is famous for founding Lit eX.i.t. society (eXperience. independence. tolerance). Swoosh symbol represents that his head, heart and heels are checked out for integrity and honesty.
Swooshman by amiland May 2, 2022
Related Words

Swoosh Migration

When the logo on a sock moves around the wearer's leg, so it is not in the place it is supposed to be, usually the side of the calf.
Dan: Whoa! You have serious swoosh migration, bro.
Mike: Oh, thanks for the heads up man.
Swoosh Migration by YTMOSH October 2, 2012

Squoosher 

When a female puts an object in between her legs and squashes the object with her vagina lips.
"TECE is a stupid squoosher, she smashed my phone cuz she thought I was calling other girls"
Squoosher by Richard33 February 18, 2008

The Nike Swoosh

During an FFM threesome. The Stud, whilst having intercouse with lady 1, turns his body 45° in order to lick out the pussy of lady 2, also at 45° to lady 1. Thereby recreating the famous "swoosh". After all is over the three participants can all lie perpendicular to the bed head and recreate the Adidas "Stripes" if so desired.

First used circa 1920.
"I'm going to do The Nike Swoosh on these bitches and then stripe a rest" laughed Adolf.
"Your such a big black pussy cat!" retorted Rudolf Dassler.
The Nike Swoosh by Sir Jeremy September 18, 2018

Douche Swoosh 

A typical fan of the Oregon Ducks and blind follower of Sweatshop Phil aka the founder of NIKE (hence the Swoosh), Phil Knight.

Whilst their football team beats women, steals laptops, and drives under the influence demands that you show their entitled clown costume sorry asses respect.
The two Douche Swoosh's walked back to the bus after the Ducks loss at the Rose Bowl with tears smearing their make up, wearing fluorescent green and yellow NIKE emblazoned clown outfits screeching to anyone in ear shot that they were cheated out of the victory by the refs.
Douche Swoosh by DuckFarse April 2, 2010
to squoosh(Sk-woo-shh) : the action made in which a persons cheek is grabbed by someones index finger and thumb and moved in a waves like manor. mostly seen done on babies, small children and cute people
*old woman* 'aww look at the cute baby, i'll just squoosh his face'

*Girl* Aww babe you're adorable; Ima squoosh you :)
Squoosh by fnrrkkkk April 8, 2010